What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:43

From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
Why do I want to give up on men?
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
Moonraker
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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